Certificate of analysis
Independent analytical lab
- Batch
- #2608311
- Sample
- Relief Balm, 50 ml topical (batch sample)
- Tested
- 28 AUG 2026
- Panel
- Ingredient identity · ICP-MS heavy metals · microbial panel
- Result
- Pass · all three panels
Risk-free orders: 60-day money-back guarantee
A fingertip scoop, thirty seconds of massage. Camphor and peppermint switch on the cooling wave; 13 more plant actives go to work behind it. No pills, no greasy film, no water filler.
From $39.99 a tin
60-day empty-tin guarantee

316 tins left in batch #2608311
Orders before 2 PM ET ship same day.

plant actives in one 50 ml tin
Camphor and peppermint up front; arnica, magnesium and MSM behind them. Every one on the label
water filler
Pharmacy gels chill until the alcohol evaporates. Nothing in this tin evaporates; it absorbs and gets to work
fingertip scoops per tin
Six weeks of twice-daily comfort from about $0.62 a day on the 3-tin bundle
Formula: full ingredient panel, published on this site and every tin.
Feel it working in minutes. Read everything that's in it before you pay. That's the whole pitch.
See the full ingredient panelOne tin, four territories. Pick yours: the routine that fits it, and the evidence behind it, sized honestly.

In a small randomized trial, topical arnica matched a topical NSAID gel on comfort over three weeks.
Work it in before the active part of your day and let the cooling take the edge off the stairs.
Sources: Widrig 2007 · Kim 2006
No pills, no waiting on digestion, no greasy film. Just skin, nerves, and fifteen plant actives doing their jobs in order.
A fingertip scoop, thirty seconds of massage. Absorbed in under a minute, no greasy film.
Peppermint and camphor flip the skin's cold receptors. You feel it start working within 5 to 10 minutes.
The one effect we promise outright
Arnica, magnesium, MSM and blue chamomile: centuries of use on overworked joints and muscles.
Morning and evening, 30 seconds each. The comfort compounds; the habit is the product.
Every batch gets an ingredient identity check, an ICP-MS heavy-metals panel and a microbial screen before a single tin ships. The certificate is public, and the batch number on it is printed on every tin. Match them yourself.

Batch #2608311· printed on the tin
Independent analytical lab
One mapped receptor, 2,500 years of records, and small studies we won't inflate. A source under every number.
TRPM8
Peppermint flips the skin's cold receptor. That cooling wave is the mechanism working, not your imagination.
Eccles, Journal of Pharmacy and Pharmacology, 1994
500 BC
On sore muscles since classical Ayurvedic practice. Still in nearly every serious comfort rub 2,500 years later.
Ayurvedic materia medica; modern topical formulary practice
4:2:1
The documented warming-botanical proportion for tired limbs, rebuilt with modern cold-pressed extraction.
Song Dynasty formularies, as documented in TCM compendia
60 days
Ingredient studies are small and we say so. So the real test runs on your knees, on us: 60 days, refund even on an empty tin.
Primeletic evidence policy
No large clinical trial of this blend exists; we publish what does. Full citations on the Science page.
The honest schedule, first scoop to empty tin. Only checkpoint one is promised outright.
The 60-Day Empty-Tin Guarantee covers every week of it. 100% back, even on an empty tin.
The tin against the two defaults in your medicine cabinet: eight rows, straight answers, no brand names. You already know them.
Swipe sideways for the full ledger.
Relief Balm is new, so early buyers grade what they can already judge: ordering, packaging, dispatch, service. Outcome reviews publish here as the first tins run empty.
Use every scoop. Take all 60 days. If your mornings don't feel different, email us and we refund 100%, empty tin and all. No forms. No return shipping. No hard feelings.

Six straight answers, no dodging. The rest live in the full FAQ, and if yours isn't there, email us: a human answers, not a bot.
The cooling you feel in minutes is a well-characterized mechanism: peppermint and camphor switching on the skin's cold receptors. Ingredients like arnica and MSM carry small human studies; no large trial of this blend exists, and we won't pretend otherwise. So run the only trial that matters, on your own knees, with 60 days to change your mind.
One small scoop, worked in for half a minute, and the cooling wave lands. Arnica, magnesium and MSM go to work behind it, morning and night.
From $39.99down to $0.62 a day on the 3-tin bundle
The 60-Day Empty-Tin Guarantee. Use every scoop. If your mornings don't feel different, one email refunds 100%, empty tin and all.
Batch #2608311316 tins left in this batchOrders before 2 PM ET ship same day
